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WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (2)'s Short Story
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Shrek looked at the shapely 14 inch black dildo in his hands and felt aroused.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his surroundings. He had always loved the filthy swamp with its forgotten, fantastic, freshly soiled trousers. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel aroused.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Seathed Assassin. Seathed was puny in comparison with cum-soaked nipples and hypogonadism; diminished testicles due to steroid use.  
Shrek gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a round, curvy, spiked vodka tonic drinker with shapley nipples and heavy testicles. His friends saw him as wonderfully well endowed. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a sniveling submissive gimp of a man.
But not even a sexy orgre who had once jumped into a river and saved a submissive gimp of a man, was prepared for what Seathed had in store today.
The acid rain teased like humping pussies, making Shrek anxious, yet also aroused.
As Shrek stepped outside and Seathed came closer, he could see the weary glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want a succulent vagina from which I can harvest proteins in order to make myself stronger," Seathed bellowed, in a tight tone. She slammed her fist against Shrek's chest, with the force of 9016 ripstarts. "And I want it now, Shrek ."
Shrek looked back, even more aroused and still falling hard on the shapely 14 inch black dildo. "Seathed, I would rather clean your outhouse with my tongue," he replied.
They looked at each other with childish feelings, remembering when they were like two bloody, big, puffy beavers groaning at a very relaxed 5-day 'fuck-fest' orgy, which had sexual moans playing in the background and two ready and waiting uncles grinding to the beat.
Suddenly, Seathed lunged forward and tried to punch Shrek in the face. Quickly, Shrek grabbed the shapely 14 inch black dildo out from under him, and brought it down on Seathed's chest.
Seathed's cum-soaked nipples trembled and her overcooked testicles wobbled. She was glistening, her body raw like a putrid, pickled 2' pink anal bead set.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Seathed Assassin was dead.
After having his way with her one final time (consent free), Shrek went back inside and made himself a nice drink of spiked vodka tonic.
THE END 

I would just like to disclaim that this story in no way shares my opinions, and is just here for comic relief and as an attempt to win a competition based on English skills whilst having (probably) the lowest high school English grade here.
Cheers,
Will.

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Seathed Assassin: You can't work at a school if you have a pedophilia record. 
Seathed Assassin: i dun know how to do et
Seathed Assassin: I might die quicker, but i'll die happy in my chair.
TheUltimateNibbler: GitGud
TheUltimateNibbler: That's what happens when you put 4 retards in a blender with batman.
Crenegation121: porn = food
Deoxyy2: Confucious say that man that go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Stigin: Can confirm
Shenanigans: Hue Hue Hue
Lozengen: What are you, fucking gay?
Super Salty Kami: The Salty Salt mine has reached Peaked Salt Production
Kortari: Radox talks like this guy i once employed who has mild aspergers
Unknown: **Playing TTT** **Shooting Map Props** The real crime here is property damage!
Radox12:  I'd lick a dog shit off the pavement if Shakira told me to.
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#2
Words don't describe how realistic and just, how amazing this is.
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WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (2) : My story involved a Pakistani basket weaver, the loosing of one's passport and having to barter the basket for 3 camels and a chicken.
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#3
Leave a rating Smile
Or a rep if you're feeling saucy.
Cheers,
Will.

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Seathed Assassin: You can't work at a school if you have a pedophilia record. 
Seathed Assassin: i dun know how to do et
Seathed Assassin: I might die quicker, but i'll die happy in my chair.
TheUltimateNibbler: GitGud
TheUltimateNibbler: That's what happens when you put 4 retards in a blender with batman.
Crenegation121: porn = food
Deoxyy2: Confucious say that man that go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Stigin: Can confirm
Shenanigans: Hue Hue Hue
Lozengen: What are you, fucking gay?
Super Salty Kami: The Salty Salt mine has reached Peaked Salt Production
Kortari: Radox talks like this guy i once employed who has mild aspergers
Unknown: **Playing TTT** **Shooting Map Props** The real crime here is property damage!
Radox12:  I'd lick a dog shit off the pavement if Shakira told me to.
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#5
I loved it. I would love to see this in the style of a kid's picture book... I'd buy it. Smile
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#6
As some people may know this is based on a true story.
Thanks, Seathed Assassin

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#7
(12-16-2016, 12:34 AM)Seathed Wrote: As some people may know this is based on a true story.

Inspired by true events <3
Cheers,
Will.

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Quotes
Seathed Assassin: You can't work at a school if you have a pedophilia record. 
Seathed Assassin: i dun know how to do et
Seathed Assassin: I might die quicker, but i'll die happy in my chair.
TheUltimateNibbler: GitGud
TheUltimateNibbler: That's what happens when you put 4 retards in a blender with batman.
Crenegation121: porn = food
Deoxyy2: Confucious say that man that go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Stigin: Can confirm
Shenanigans: Hue Hue Hue
Lozengen: What are you, fucking gay?
Super Salty Kami: The Salty Salt mine has reached Peaked Salt Production
Kortari: Radox talks like this guy i once employed who has mild aspergers
Unknown: **Playing TTT** **Shooting Map Props** The real crime here is property damage!
Radox12:  I'd lick a dog shit off the pavement if Shakira told me to.
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#8
+1
Realistic storyline
Characters are true to life
I love a good biography and this is a good biography
Radox12's Wall of Quotation

Seathed - If you live in Sydney, you'll lose a kidney
Seathed - You make my dick tingle
Diysuperguy33 - See you got the hot pink, not many other 'your a bitch' colours are there?
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (2) - When radox bloggs all over the sb and I have to go to the archive to check msgs.
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (2) - My story involved a Pakistani basket weaver, the loosing of one's passport and having to barter the basket for 3 camels and a chicken.
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