From a Pig to the Plate

[CrunchyBacon]

A long time ago, I used to be part of a whole until one day we all spent a day in the killing house cause the guy with the straw hat said fuck it. Then I got sliced off from the rest and slapped onto a slap where some idiot i swear was on ice 24/7 came out of nowhere and pissed off with me. I ended up in a frying pan but he left me there for too fucking long! Now I'm all black and rock hard, take a bite and if you hear a crunch, you know its me