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How to Get Good
#1
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So I decided to make this for all the filthy casuals out there who just need to get gud.

Step 1. Be Seathed. Truly the only way to get good is to hack like Seathed Assassin. This is the only sure-fire way of winning the game. Unfortunately some of us are poor cunts and can't afford to buy hacks like he does, so this really cancels this out for many of us.

Step 2. If at first you don't succeed, kill everybody. Contradictory to popular belief, RDM is actually a good thing. It's a really economic way if finding out who that damn traitor is. And hey, you might even get lucky and kill Crunchy while you're at it.

Step 3. So this third step is actually not really fool proof, however it's certainly worked for me a few times, and that is to play the race card. There's really nothing quite like being black in the modern world. And with quotes like "That's racist" and "that's offensive" you can really trick an admin into slaying someone just for being a cunt.

So i hope this tutorial helped some people out there and I really hope I see you guys on the server getting good. With that being said, give us a thumbs up and tell us if these tips helped.




The views and opinions in this article are not to be taken seriously and many of these tips will get you in trouble. Please do not try this.
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#2
Get fucked m8. Get gud yourself. First sign of being shit, calling hacks! Big Grin
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#3
Only the luckiest can catch a wild bacon Wink
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#4
(11-06-2016, 01:51 PM)Seathed Wrote: Get fucked m8. Get gud yourself. First sign of being shit, calling hacks! Big Grin

Read the fine print. It clearly states that these opinions are not to be taken seriously.
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#5
When in doubt, KOS Crunchy Bacon
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#6
Always.
Cheers,
Will.

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Quotes
Seathed Assassin: You can't work at a school if you have a pedophilia record. 
Seathed Assassin: i dun know how to do et
Seathed Assassin: I might die quicker, but i'll die happy in my chair.
TheUltimateNibbler: GitGud
TheUltimateNibbler: That's what happens when you put 4 retards in a blender with batman.
Crenegation121: porn = food
Deoxyy2: Confucious say that man that go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Stigin: Can confirm
Shenanigans: Hue Hue Hue
Lozengen: What are you, fucking gay?
Super Salty Kami: The Salty Salt mine has reached Peaked Salt Production
Kortari: Radox talks like this guy i once employed who has mild aspergers
Unknown: **Playing TTT** **Shooting Map Props** The real crime here is property damage!
Radox12:  I'd lick a dog shit off the pavement if Shakira told me to.
[Superadmin] Some Random Gamer: Will + Salty = Efficiency
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#7
(11-07-2016, 01:09 AM)Glitchy02 Wrote: When in doubt, KOS Crunchy Bacon

Can I get an Amen?
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