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So I decided to make this for all the filthy casuals out there who just need to get gud.

Step 1. Be Seathed. Truly the only way to get good is to hack like Seathed Assassin. This is the only sure-fire way of winning the game. Unfortunately some of us are poor cunts and can't afford to buy hacks like he does, so this really cancels this out for many of us.

Step 2. If at first you don't succeed, kill everybody. Contradictory to popular belief, RDM is actually a good thing. It's a really economic way if finding out who that damn traitor is. And hey, you might even get lucky and kill Crunchy while you're at it.

Step 3. So this third step is actually not really fool proof, however it's certainly worked for me a few times, and that is to play the race card. There's really nothing quite like being black in the modern world. And with quotes like "That's racist" and "that's offensive" you can really trick an admin into slaying someone just for being a cunt.

So i hope this tutorial helped some people out there and I really hope I see you guys on the server getting good. With that being said, give us a thumbs up and tell us if these tips helped.




The views and opinions in this article are not to be taken seriously and many of these tips will get you in trouble. Please do not try this.
Get fucked m8. Get gud yourself. First sign of being shit, calling hacks! Big Grin
Only the luckiest can catch a wild bacon Wink
(11-06-2016, 01:51 PM)Seathed Wrote: [ -> ]Get fucked m8. Get gud yourself. First sign of being shit, calling hacks! Big Grin

Read the fine print. It clearly states that these opinions are not to be taken seriously.
When in doubt, KOS Crunchy Bacon
Always.
(11-07-2016, 01:09 AM)Glitchy02 Wrote: [ -> ]When in doubt, KOS Crunchy Bacon

Can I get an Amen?